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Post by aaroun on Jul 8, 2007 15:58:10 GMT -8
**think of Johnny from the classic comedy, Airplane, telling this story.**
Once upon a time, there were these machines that inslaved the human race, but along came Lawrence Fishburn with a shaved head and found a naked man in a puddle of goo....and you know who that naked man was? Yes it was none other than Ted Theodore Logan. Together, they learned to play the guitar and went on wild adventures in a phone booth given to them by a young (but still bald) George Carlin. And one day they met a man who said he held all the power when they had a chance encounter on a bus that couldn't go over 15 miles an hour because it was driven by none other than Sandra Bullock, who was still on her drinking benge. This man was Dennis Hopper....he challenged Ted Logan that he had to read more than 5 words a minute for the next 2 hours or the bus would fall into a sewage treatment plant.
Where are they now?
Covered in sewage, why? Because Ted Theodore Logan can't read....so unless you want to be naked-covered in goo found by a bald black man who made a name for himself on Peewee Herman's Playhouse, stay in school and learn to read. ->The End<-
((sorry, I was being stupid in an IRC chatroom when asked to tell the matrix story to someone who was being a dumbass....but I laughed so hard while typing it I just had to share it.))
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Post by Admin on Jul 8, 2007 18:52:33 GMT -8
lol.
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Post by Catzi on Jul 28, 2007 0:46:03 GMT -8
hahahahaha! thanks for sharing that!
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Post by BandaAncha on Aug 1, 2007 19:07:29 GMT -8
hahahaha, funny, almost like something from the simpsons, im not sure
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